{"id":2324,"date":"2026-10-15T22:58:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-15T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yakalavraievie.com\/?page_id=2324"},"modified":"2026-10-15T22:58:56","modified_gmt":"2026-10-15T22:58:56","slug":"hash-911","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/yakalavraievie.com\/index.php\/hash-911\/","title":{"rendered":"Hash 911."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u2014 \u00ab Samedi, vous venez ? Il y a une H. \u00bb<\/em>
\u2014 \u00ab C’est quoi, une H ? \u00bb<\/em>
\u2014 \u00ab Une sorte de course \u00e0 pied. De toute fa\u00e7on, c’est bien ! Il faut des baskets et du linge de rechange, au cas o\u00f9 il y aurait une travers\u00e9e de rivi\u00e8re. \u00bb<\/em>
\u2014 \u00ab OK !!! \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Voil\u00e0 comment cela a commenc\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Donc, samedi apr\u00e8s-midi, nous montons tous \u00e0 bord du destrier de terre des Pipi des Pirates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Arriv\u00e9e sur les lieux du crime :<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Coco saute du destrier et fonce inscrire tout le monde. Ingrid et Pascal ont un petit sourire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2014 \u00ab Voil\u00e0, tout le monde est inscrit. Et vous, vous \u00eates bien inscrits en \u201cvirgin\u201d ! \u00bb<\/em>
\u2014 \u00ab C’est quoi, \u201cvirgin\u201d ? \u00bb<\/em>
\u2014 \u00ab Ben, ceux qui le font pour la premi\u00e8re fois \u00bb<\/em>, dit-elle avec s\u00e9rieux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les petits sourires d’Ingrid et de Pascal s’agrandissent, mais de toute fa\u00e7on, on ne le remarque pas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e9part !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Une premi\u00e8re descente glissante (qui a laiss\u00e9 quelques traces, n’est-ce pas, Damien ?).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mais pour des Savoyards, pas de probl\u00e8me !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Des paysages d’un autre monde (en fait, d’une \u00eele, tout simplement).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Apr\u00e8s une heure de marche : l’arriv\u00e9e !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Bravo, Coco ! Encore un petit effort : malgr\u00e9 un genou en vrac, tu as assur\u00e9. (Est-ce la suite qui t’a motiv\u00e9e ?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jusque-l\u00e0, tout allait bien, mais voil\u00e0 comment cela a fini :<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le bapt\u00eame des chaussures neuves !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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C’est bien la premi\u00e8re fois que je trinque avec ma godasse pleine de bi\u00e8re !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les effets du cul sec de la \u00ab basket-bi\u00e8re \u00bb sont imm\u00e9diats et foudroyants\u2026 (Je plaisante, Namour !)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mais tout n’est pas fini : il reste le bapt\u00eame des \u00ab virgins \u00bb (inquiets) !<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Il me semble, apr\u00e8s coup, que l’on devait se prendre par l’\u00e9paule et donner \u00e0 boire \u00e0 son voisin\u2026 Et bien s\u00fbr, cela finit par\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2026 une douche \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bref, nous l’avons bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9, ce dipl\u00f4me, quand m\u00eame !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ingrid, Coco, Pascal et tous les autres : encore merci pour ce grand moment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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